Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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